tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178668.post116066440352014979..comments2020-12-31T03:57:29.549-08:00Comments on Dear Gregory: Turn Me Into Buzzard Snacks, PleaseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178668.post-1161596298254478542006-10-23T02:38:00.000-07:002006-10-23T02:38:00.000-07:00yeah I like the sounds of a sky burial too! and th...yeah I like the sounds of a sky burial too! <BR/>and the recycle tattoo.. infact, that's come closest to the top of the list for 'things I'd have permanently etched on my body' <BR/><BR/>go buzzards go!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13178668.post-1161524649586701542006-10-22T06:44:00.000-07:002006-10-22T06:44:00.000-07:00Actually,Misery has changed a few laws and you hav...Actually,<BR/>Misery has changed a few laws and you have to be buried in an established graveyard, but you still don't have to have a sarcophagus or be embalmed.<BR/><BR/>If you were to die in the states youd be inedible by the time you got to Bhutan due to mandatory embalming.<BR/><BR/>Now; we have a lot of buzzards in MO, and I can't see anybody giving me any shit about leaving a body on a platform out in my woods, a la "Dances With Wolves", for ten days or so after which I could throw your remains in the creek in time venerated MO fashion along with the used cars and worn out washing machines, or just leave you to go back to Ginseng. <BR/>(The creeks here are actually quite clear and beautiful, although an occasional asshole will throw an old batterry or a tire or a dead calf in one.<BR/><BR/>At some appropriate time I'm going to take the folks up to Hi-Lo cemetary. The plots are free and the view is gorgeous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com